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Ex-partners, texting patterns, red flags, situationship dynamics.

TERMINAL (15)

Terminal 'Change Is Coming' Delusion Patient is certain this time is different. They said they'd be different. They've been different for 4 days. I
Terminal 'I Can Save Them' Delusion Patient is certain they can fix their partner's drinking, temper, spending, commitment issues, and relationshi
Terminal 'I Don't Know What I Want' Ordering Paralysis Patient has asked his partner where she wants to eat 14 times this month. Every answer has been 'I don't know,
Terminal Am-I-A-Bad-Partner Loop Patient's partner said one mildly frustrated thing at 7:14 PM on a Tuesday. Patient has now spent three hours
Terminal Bag-Holding Mandate Patient is standing outside the changing rooms holding three handbags, a coat, a coffee, and a pair of heels.
Terminal Broken-Picker Syndrome Patient's internal radar for suitable partners is demonstrably broken. Every red flag is registered as green.
Terminal Dating-History Pattern Patient's last five partners are, on review, the same person with different hair. Same job type. Same attachme
Terminal Drafts Graveyard Syndrome Patient's Notes app contains 14 drafted versions of the same message to the same person. Each version differs
Terminal Emotional Waiting-Room Syndrome Patient has been held indefinitely in a position described as 'almost together.' Other patients have been seen
Terminal Ex-Archaeology Disorder Patient has visited their ex's Instagram grid, stories, tagged photos, and liked posts every night for 9 month
Terminal Forgotten-Anniversary Recovery Patient realized, at 4:47 PM, that the date has significance. By 6:12 PM he is negotiating with a gas-station
Terminal Her-Friends-Hate-Me Denial Patient believes he has charmed his partner's friends. The friends have a second group chat. The second group
Terminal Impossible-Standard Romance Patient's checklist for a partner includes: 6'2", owns property, emotionally available, great with dogs, funni
Terminal Never-Married Reasoning Loop Patient, 42, has developed an elaborate philosophical system proving that marriage is outdated. They present i
Terminal Potential-Over-Reality Delusion Patient is not dating the person in front of them. They are dating the version that will arrive in 18 months o

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