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Patient was sold a shared dog, a move to Lisbon, and a tattoo. Has received none of them. The promises were, on inspection, delivered at 2 AM.
The dog does not exist.
None. The apartment in Lisbon was a hotel lobby photo.
Patients with Severe Future-Faking Exposure typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Future-Faking Exposure is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Promissa imaginaria eternus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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