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Patient was on a third date, going well, about to split the check. Date pulled out a velcro wallet. The sound was unmistakable. Patient's face did not move. Internally, every feeling they had generated over three weeks evaporated in 0.4 seconds. The wallet is now, in patient's private archive, the entire story of the relationship.
Chronic. Ick-cascade once triggered does not retract.
None. The wallet cannot be unheard.
Patients with Acute Velcro-Wallet Ick Cascade typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Acute Velcro-Wallet Ick Cascade — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Repulsio trivialis instantia. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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