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Patient approaches dating like apartment shopping. Interviews, not conversations. Red flags, not feelings. Has a spreadsheet, with weighted columns, of people they've met twice.
The spreadsheet grows. The connections don't.
None. Chemistry was on row 14 and not heavily weighted.
Patients with Chronic Checklist-Dating Disease typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Checklist-Dating Disease belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Listam potentialis partneris, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.