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Patient's partner has said 'fine' three times today. One meant fine. Two did not. Patient is running diagnostics.
Worsens weekly. The base rate of actual 'fine' approaches zero.
Asking 'are you sure?' makes it worse. Not asking makes it worse. Buying flowers reveals he sensed it.
Patients with Acute 'Fine' Interpretation Fatigue typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Acute 'Fine' Interpretation Fatigue present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Verbum unicum interpretatio exhausta, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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