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Patient has ended an otherwise-functional relationship over: chewing sounds (once), a laugh (ongoing), a text typo (March), and a shared Spotify suggestion. The list is growing.
Will escalate. Next breakup over breathing is anticipated.
None. The ick is absolute.
Patients with Acute Tiny-Mistake Breakup Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Tiny-Mistake Breakup Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Separatio trivialis ridiculosa — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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