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Chronic 'Are You Mad?' Sensor Disorder

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic 'Are You Mad?' Sensor Disorder
Iracundia rilevatio defectiva
Clinical description

Patient has asked 'are you mad?' because the sigh was slightly louder. He was told 'no'. He continues to believe she is mad. He is correct.

Prognosis

Permanent. Calibration improves but never completes.

Recommended treatment

Ask once. Not twice. The second asking creates what didn't exist.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic 'Are You Mad?' Sensor Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic 'Are You Mad?' Sensor Disorder belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.

Under its Latin label Iracundia rilevatio defectiva, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.

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