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Severe Seen-Zone Trauma

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SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Seen-Zone Trauma
Lectus non responsus vulneralis
Clinical description

Patient has been read and not replied to. Has re-read the message to check for ambiguity. Has drafted three replies of their own to a silence.

Prognosis

Will scar. Will not heal in time for the next one.

Recommended treatment

Untreatable. Turning off read receipts is considered a personal betrayal.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Seen-Zone Trauma typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Patients diagnosed with Severe Seen-Zone Trauma present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.

The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Lectus non responsus vulneralis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.

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