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Partner has been caught exclusively liking one specific person's stories. At 11:47 PM. For 6 weeks. The person in question is 'just an old friend from uni.'
Will escalate to comments.
None. 'It's just a story' is the rehearsed defense.
Patients with Chronic Story-Liking Infidelity Lite typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Story-Liking Infidelity Lite was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Emojus suspicitus vespertinus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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