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Terminal Dating-History Pattern

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Diagnosis
Terminal Dating-History Pattern
Historia romantica alarmans
Clinical description

Patient's last five partners are, on review, the same person with different hair. Same job type. Same attachment style. Same reason it ended. A pattern is too weak a word.

Prognosis

Statistically alarming.

Recommended treatment

None. The Institute recommends a 12-month sabbatical.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Terminal Dating-History Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Dating-History Pattern β€” a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Historia romantica alarmans. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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