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Patient remembers only the good moments of a relationship that ended for obvious and recurring reasons. The airport anniversary, not the four broken promises. The trip, not the shouting on it.
The highlight reel is updating itself.
None. Friends have tried, repeatedly, to remind them.
Patients with Chronic Memory-Highlight Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Memory-Highlight Disorder is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Retrospectus selectivus amorus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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