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Chronic Temporary-Priority Syndrome

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Temporary-Priority Syndrome
Prioritas conditionalis intermittens
Clinical description

Patient is briefly important — usually on Wednesday afternoons — and becomes unreachable the moment better plans surface. Has been canceled on for 'a thing that came up' 23 times this year.

Prognosis

Ranking is fluid, never favorable.

Recommended treatment

None. Being first would require the other to be free.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Temporary-Priority Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Temporary-Priority Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Prioritas conditionalis intermittens. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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