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Patient wants exclusivity, wants to know who everyone in the story views is, and wants priority on weekends — while insisting this isn't a relationship. This contradiction is load-bearing.
Will persist until someone else gets a label.
None. The arrangement is 'working for us.'
Patients with Chronic Possessive-Casual Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Possessive-Casual Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Possessio informalis contradictoria — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.