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Patient sent a second message before the first was answered. Is now standing very still, staring at the screen, drafting a joke about double-texting.
Physical symptoms resolve in 20 minutes. Shame, longer.
None. The third text is already writing itself.
Patients with Acute Double-Text Tremors typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Double-Text Tremors is an acute behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Responsum secundus regreta — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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