Why this exists.

Untreatable.com is a comedy website pretending to be a medical website. You describe what's wrong with you — vaguely, specifically, seriously, as a bit — and it hands back a diagnosis that does not, and will never, appear in any peer-reviewed literature.

We built it because the internet already makes everyone feel like they're slowly losing it. We figured we may as well give the feeling a name.

What it is

• A free generator with an ever-growing library of hand-written fake conditions.
• A shareable image card, sized for Stories and group chats.
• A running commentary on modern life, disguised as a clinic.

What it isn't

• Medical advice. At all. Ever. Please don't.
• An AI. Every condition is written by hand.
• Collecting your data. See the privacy page.

Requests & corrections

Spotted a condition we missed? Want to suggest one? The contact form is a Twitter/X post at the site. We'll read it and either add yours or diagnose you with it.

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