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Patient is contacted exclusively when the other person is bored, between flights, or locked out of their apartment. Has been booty-called during a funeral.
Permanent. Not in rotation.
None. Not being first choice is mistaken for being 'low-maintenance.'
Patients with Chronic Convenient-Love Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Convenient-Love Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Amorus proximitatis opportunistica — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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