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Chronic Love-Bomb Relapse

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Love-Bomb Relapse
Intensitas inicialis addictiva
Clinical description

Patient mistakes the first three weeks of a relationship for the entire relationship. Chases that high for five to seven years.

Prognosis

The first three weeks never return.

Recommended treatment

None. Stability is misdiagnosed as boredom.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Love-Bomb Relapse typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Love-Bomb Relapse was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Intensitas inicialis addictiva β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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