UNTREATABLE.COM
Condition File

Terminal Her-Friends-Hate-Me Denial

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
TERMINAL
Diagnosis
Terminal Her-Friends-Hate-Me Denial
Sodalitas feminina hostilitas
Clinical description

Patient believes he has charmed his partner's friends. The friends have a second group chat. The second group chat is very active. He is on it.

Prognosis

Irreversible. Approval was never offered.

Recommended treatment

Lower ambitions. The goal is civil coexistence. Acceptance was never a deliverable.

Diagnose me with this
πŸ“ Browse full list

Common symptoms

Patients with Terminal Her-Friends-Hate-Me Denial typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Terminal Her-Friends-Hate-Me Denial was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Sodalitas feminina hostilitas β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.