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Severe Bored-by-Stability Syndrome

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SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Bored-by-Stability Syndrome
Pax percipita monotonia
Clinical description

Patient experiences a healthy relationship as a strange absence. Where are the fights? The drama? The 3 AM reconciliations? A partner who texts back on time is 'not really their type.'

Prognosis

Stability will be rejected within 90 days.

Recommended treatment

None. Peace is genuinely boring to the patient.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Bored-by-Stability Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Severe Bored-by-Stability Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Pax percipita monotonia β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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