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Patient ended a 14-month relationship because their partner ran for a bus. Has compiled a 200-item list of potential icks. New ones emerge weekly.
Irreversible. The ick knows no statute of limitations.
None. The next ick is already forming.
Patients with Advanced Ick Avalanche typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Ick Avalanche is an advanced behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Attractio collapsus instantaneus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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