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Patient's Notes app contains 14 drafted versions of the same message to the same person. Each version differs by an emoji, a comma, or the exact placement of 'lol.' The first draft was written 11 days ago. None have been sent. The recipient has, in the meantime, moved on emotionally. Patient is still refining the period.
Chronic. Sending rate: approximately 6% of drafted messages.
None. Each refinement convinces patient the next one will be The One.
Patients with Terminal Drafts Graveyard Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Drafts Graveyard Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Sepulcrum nuntii non-missi — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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