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Patient is standing outside the changing rooms holding three handbags, a coat, a coffee, and a pair of heels. He did not agree to this. He cannot leave.
Permanent. The items multiply between each store.
None. Sitting on the bench is optional but recommended.
Patients with Terminal Bag-Holding Mandate typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Bag-Holding Mandate was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Manipulus sacularis conjugalis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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