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Patient's partner has decided that something is off. Patient does not know what is off. She has not told him. She has also not stopped asking.
Permanent. Weirdness, once suspected, cannot be disproved.
Denial confirms the weirdness. Confession creates new weirdness. Proceed calmly.
Patients with Severe 'Why Are You Being Weird?' Interrogation typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe 'Why Are You Being Weird?' Interrogation — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Anomalia comportamentalis detectio. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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