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Patient declined the fries. Patient is now watching his partner eat 40% of his fries. 'I thought you said you weren't hungry' goes unanswered.
Permanent. The fries were never his.
Order double. Say nothing. Accept the shortfall as the price of companionship.
Patients with Chronic Plate-Sharing Denial Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Plate-Sharing Denial Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Commensalis furtivus negativus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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