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Compulsive Block-Unblock Cycle

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Diagnosis
Compulsive Block-Unblock Cycle
Obstructio iterativus emotionalis
Clinical description

Patient blocks their ex in a rage, unblocks in a longing at 2 AM, blocks again at 8 AM, unblocks at work. Cycle has a 4-day period. Has been running for 7 months.

Prognosis

Cycle is stable.

Recommended treatment

None. The block button is the dopamine.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Compulsive Block-Unblock Cycle typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Patients diagnosed with Compulsive Block-Unblock Cycle present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.

The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Obstructio iterativus emotionalis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.

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