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Terminal Emotional Waiting-Room Syndrome

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Diagnosis
Terminal Emotional Waiting-Room Syndrome
Salam expectationis amoris
Clinical description

Patient has been held indefinitely in a position described as 'almost together.' Other patients have been seen going through. Reception is unhelpful.

Prognosis

No number has been called.

Recommended treatment

None. The patient has brought snacks.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Terminal Emotional Waiting-Room Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Emotional Waiting-Room Syndrome β€” a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Salam expectationis amoris. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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