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Patient has received an hour of daily emotional processing from their partner for 18 months. In return, has received none. The partner's therapist thinks it's great.
Chronic. The sessions will not end.
None. 'I just need to vent' is a load-bearing phrase.
Patients with Chronic Free-Therapy-Boyfriend Disease typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Free-Therapy-Boyfriend Disease is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Sessiones gratis unilateralis — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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