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Chronic Fast-Start Slow-Fade Syndrome

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Fast-Start Slow-Fade Syndrome
Velocitas inicialis attrition gradualis
Clinical description

The first month was transcendent. Nightly calls, weekend trips, meeting the friends. Month two is a polite, distant shadow. It has now been six weeks since the last voice note.

Prognosis

The fade is terminal and predictable.

Recommended treatment

None. Addressing it accelerates the fade.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Fast-Start Slow-Fade Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Fast-Start Slow-Fade Syndrome β€” a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Velocitas inicialis attrition gradualis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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