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Patient is, with total consistency, attracted to walking problems. Healthy people are described as 'nice but no spark.' Diagnosis is made by friends, usually at brunch.
Pattern is now a personality trait.
None. Stability has never produced the feelings.
Patients with Chronic Bad-Taste-in-Partners Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Bad-Taste-in-Partners Syndrome present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Preferentia partner catastrophica, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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