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Patient is always last on their partner's list — after work, gym, friends, family, the dog, and a podcast they've half-listened to. Has been, on one occasion, behind a plant.
Permanent. The list does not reorder.
None. Making scenes has been tried.
Patients with Chronic Priority-Deficiency Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Priority-Deficiency Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Rankingis inferioris amorus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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