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Patient exclusively develops feelings for people who are in a relationship, moving abroad, or emotionally unreachable on principle. Availability ends the crush instantly.
Permanent. The chase is the feeling.
None. A declaration of interest terminates the condition.
Patients with Chronic Unavailable-Crush Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Unavailable-Crush Disorder — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Adoratio inaccessibilis magneticus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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