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Six weeks post-breakup, patient has forgotten why it ended. The specific incidents, the specific words. Is now 'wondering if they were too quick to walk.' They were not.
The pattern repeats quarterly.
None. Notes have been taken and then also forgotten.
Patients with Chronic Selective-Breakup Amnesia typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Selective-Breakup Amnesia — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Oblivio terminationis convenienta. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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