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Patient has posted a single cropped elbow on Stories for 4 months. Everyone knows. Nobody says anything.
Will hard-launch on a birthday, alone.
None. The elbow belongs to a podcast host.
Patients with Acute Soft-Launch Delusion typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Soft-Launch Delusion belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Amorus obliquus Instagramicus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.