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Patient, before the third date, has compiled: every ex of the date, every ex of those exes, their Instagrams, their current partners. Has a spreadsheet.
Will know more about the target's past relationships than the target does.
None. Pattern recognition is the comfort.
Patients with Chronic Dating-Wiki Tendency typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Dating-Wiki Tendency was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Investigatio exhaustiva partner-previus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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