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Patient posted the relationship to the grid in week six. The relationship ended in week seven. The grid does not forget. The caption is now aggressively ironic.
The post will not be deleted, for reasons.
None. Archiving is considered admitting defeat.
Patients with Acute Hard-Launch Regret typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Hard-Launch Regret belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Revelatio prematuris romantica, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.