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Patient's internal radar for suitable partners is demonstrably broken. Every red flag is registered as green. Every green flag registers as boring. The radar is out of warranty.
Statistically alarming. The next one is already on order.
None. Friends have stopped being subtle.
Patients with Terminal Broken-Picker Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Terminal Broken-Picker Syndrome present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Selectivitas amoris fractus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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