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Compulsive Delete-Chat Recovery Disorder

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
COMPULSIVE
Diagnosis
Compulsive Delete-Chat Recovery Disorder
Evidentia evaporata digitalis
Clinical description

Entire conversation threads vanish from partner's phone between Friday night and Saturday morning. The thread, asked about, was 'just spam.' Spam does not usually get deleted.

Prognosis

Evidence will continue to disappear.

Recommended treatment

None. Backups are not discussed.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Compulsive Delete-Chat Recovery Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Patients diagnosed with Compulsive Delete-Chat Recovery Disorder present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.

The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Evidentia evaporata digitalis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.

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