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Chronic Jealousy-Without-Commitment Syndrome

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Jealousy-Without-Commitment Syndrome
Gelosia sine obligatione
Clinical description

Partner is intensely protective of patient's attention, interrogates every new friendship, and monitors story views — while being technically 'not ready for a label.'

Prognosis

The label will not arrive.

Recommended treatment

None. Requesting commitment triggers a week-long sulk.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Jealousy-Without-Commitment Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Jealousy-Without-Commitment Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Gelosia sine obligatione — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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