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Patient exists, in their partner's life, strictly from Friday evening to Sunday night. Has never been texted on a Tuesday. Has accepted this as a form of love.
Will not expand. Monday is for someone else.
None. The Friday-evening reunion continues to work.
Patients with Chronic Weekend-Only Romance typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Weekend-Only Romance present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Amicitia sabbaticalis restricta, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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