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Chronic Loyalty-to-Losers Syndrome

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Loyalty-to-Losers Syndrome
Fidelitas inversa persistentis
Clinical description

Patient gives endless chances to partners who have earned none. Describes this as being 'a good person.' Has been ghosted, cheated on, and financially drained by the same individual, in sequence.

Prognosis

Chance 47 is pending.

Recommended treatment

None. Leaving is considered giving up too easily.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Loyalty-to-Losers Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Patients diagnosed with Chronic Loyalty-to-Losers Syndrome present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.

The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Fidelitas inversa persistentis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.

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