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Patient cannot function in stable affection. Requires the weekly withdrawal, the cryptic story post, the sudden reappearance at 1 AM. Has described it as 'chemistry.'
Terminal. Peace is misdiagnosed as absence.
None. A consistent partner caused the last breakup.
Patients with Chronic Hot-and-Cold Dependency typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Hot-and-Cold Dependency present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Intensitas oscillans amorosa, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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