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Patient is biologically repulsed by emotionally available people. Has left a kind, employed adult to pursue someone who 'just needs space to figure things out.'
Irreversible. The worse the option, the stronger the pull.
Untreatable. Therapy is agreed to, then canceled for a first date.
Patients with Severe Red-Flag Attraction Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Red-Flag Attraction Disorder was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Signus periculi magneticus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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