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Patient has, this month, told their coworker 14 times that their partner is 'impossible.' Has cited specific incidents. Has, in one case, shown texts. On Friday, patient posted six Instagram stories from a weekend in Tulum with the same partner — sunsets, matching linen outfits, the caption 'so grateful.' The coworker has seen both. The coworker has said nothing. The coworker is, silently, confused.
Chronic. The two audiences do not, apparently, overlap in patient's mind.
None. Posting 'so grateful' functions, apparently, as a kind of hope.
Patients with Severe Complain-at-Work-Post-on-Holiday Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Complain-at-Work-Post-on-Holiday Pattern is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Dichotomia publica privata oppositio — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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