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Patient has received a 'hey stranger' every 38 days for two years. Has built an entire personality around decoding the punctuation.
Will not improve.
None. Blocking is perceived as dramatic.
Patients with Chronic Breadcrumb Fatigue typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Breadcrumb Fatigue belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Inconsistentus affectio romantica, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.