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Patient has opened the same app 8,400 times in 3 years. Has matched with 14,000 people. Has been on 2 dates. Both were fine.
Irreversible. Prompts are now gibberish.
Incurable. The answer is not a new app.
Patients with Severe Dating-App Fatigue Psychosis typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Dating-App Fatigue Psychosis belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Hingi infernus eternus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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