UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient is permanently almost together with someone. Has been almost together for 19 months. The threshold is visible. The threshold is not being crossed.
Stable at 'nearly.'
None. Asking 'what are we?' causes a retreat.
Patients with Chronic Almost-Relationship Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Almost-Relationship Disorder was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Quasi amorus permanens — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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