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Patient has been told that Emma is fine but Kate is 'going through something' and Jess hasn't been invited. He does not know why. He should not ask. He is supposed to already know.
Unreachable. The rules are published in a chat he does not have access to.
Observe. Nod. Never attempt to connect plotlines.
Patients with Acute Girlfriend-Group-Dynamics Bewilderment typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Girlfriend-Group-Dynamics Bewilderment was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Sodalitas feminina complexitas — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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