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Patient has forgotten, within 48 hours, the specific text that ruined last weekend. It will resurface during the next argument, verbatim, with a wounded look.
Cyclical. Reliable as a clock.
None. Notes will be taken and then also forgotten.
Patients with Chronic Situationship Amnesia typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Situationship Amnesia was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Memoria amoris convenienta — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.