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Patient has swiped through 14,000 profiles this year. All blur. Names and faces no longer register as distinct. Has started swiping at random.
The app will keep surfacing people. The patient has nothing left to evaluate.
None. Deleting the app is followed by reinstallation within 3 days.
Patients with Severe Right-Swipe Fatigue typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Right-Swipe Fatigue present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Fatigatio selectionis amoris, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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