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Between 11:40 PM and 1:17 AM, patient sends an ex a casual, low-effort message. 'Hey stranger.' 'Saw something that made me think of you.' It has been 14 months. It will happen again Thursday.
Nocturnal. Reliable.
None. Morning regret does not carry into the next evening.
Patients with Compulsive Lonely-Text Relapse typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Compulsive Lonely-Text Relapse present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Vespertinus regressus ex-amorus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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